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Posted by flambore on Tuesday, January 06 @ 02:00:00 MST (comments?)
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NOTICE!! Before we start, here, a brief note: Hey, folks! I need QUESTIONS! Ask anything...remember I also interpret dreams! :)
Name: Tamara
Email: **************
How I found you: Divine Inspiration
Location: Ukraine
Color of aura: What's An Aura???
My question: Dear Swami,
First of all I wanted to say I'm so happy that I found this site that my husband visits all the time. He probably looks in porn sections but I hope that he will read this column. Could you make him to do it, please. Now my question: I'm 32 and my husband 33. We have been married for several years. Our sex life is not that bad but it could be better for me, I guess. The problem is that my husband gets orgasms very fast, just like he was 20. Sometimes he cums after several minutes. Grabbing my ass is enough for him to be horny as a hell. When I'm on top he is done after 2 minutes. From behind one minute is enough. I suggested him to masturbate more often I read in "Men's Health" that is should help but I'm afraid he doesn't want to do such exercises. I thought that the older man is the longer time he needs but looks like it's not true. Great Swami, could you suggest what should I do to extend the time of MY pleasure?
My Dear Child Tamara,
Certainly, an interesting, and not unusual problem. Reminds me of a recent commercial for some pizza company. The idea is you'll have your pizza in 30 minutes, so the husband says to the hot young wife, "Honey, the pizza will be here in 30 minutes. Any ideas what we should do to kill the time?". She looks at him, pictures him in a bathrobe, smiles and says "Sure....but what will we do with the other 27 minutes???" So you can see, this problem is quite common.
So back to your problem. On the one hand, you should be thankful that he is horny for you, because one day perhaps he will lose interest altogether. And after all, he can't take you anywhere you don't already know how to go. In other words, you can always whip out a "toy" afterwards and finish yourself off, right?
But I realize this isn't the answer you're looking for, so here's a suggestion that may work. I think the problem is that you're so damn HOT that he just can't control himself. So the solution might be to somehow distract him from your extreme hotness, and maybe he wouldn't come so quickly.
What I suggest is that you get a picture of Peachy's ass (readily available on saait.net). Then, right after he starts porking you, hold the picture up in front of his face. Believe me, this will slow things down in a hurry!
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